Studio Oelweingasse is a small sex studio in the 15th district of Vienna. This district is full of cheap and bad studios, and White Angels is definitely one of them.
Interior – only 2 rooms and lack of hygiene
Studio Oelweingasse has 2 small rooms and a barely functioning shower. The clients need to take off their shoes when entering this studio, and the girls take this very seriously. Fresh towels, sheets, and hygiene are not provided to the necessary extent.
Considering how this studio is run and maintained, one might think that there could be some foul play (e.g., forced prostitution) in the background, but there is no evidence for this.
the entrance, source: Google Maps
Girls – no steady team
This brothel does not have a steady team; it seems like a backup place where the girls can work until they find a new place.
Over the past years, mostly Hungarian sex workers have worked in this brothel, who offered sex without a condom as well. There were sometimes nicer-looking girls as well, who at least were service-oriented.
In 2012, we wrote a review about Bonita, who gained some reputation in Oelweingasse 18 and provided very good service. With her contribution, later 2 young girls, Lolita and Bella, also joined the studio, who stayed in White Angels for a long time, and after Bonita retired from this profession.
Since then, Lolita and Bella left this studio and work in Studio Schüttelstraße 33 at the moment, along with many other girls from this brothel. There were times when the new studio was better managed than Oelweingasse 18, but it seems the girls gave up these efforts, and now Schüttelstraße 33 is just a little bit better than the girls’ original studio. However, the prices remain higher there.
More weak studios in the area and in the 2nd district
As we mentioned in the introduction, this area is famous for its weak studios. To name a few others, Sechshauserstraße 19C, Sechshauserstraße 14, and Sechshauserstraße 5 (Inferno) are also known as bad studios. At the corner, you can find Kontaktcafé, which was once quite a good brothel, but since then, it has gone down so much that it is not worth visiting.
If we are talking about the worst studios in Vienna, we should not forget Studio Czerningasse, in a side street of Praterstraße.
At the moment, punters in Vienna will hardly find any good studios in the 2nd and 15th districts of the city; they are full of weak brothels, one worse than the other. But if we were to create a negative top list, Studio Czerningasse, Studio Schüttelstraße 33, and Studio Oelweingasse 18 are among the worst studios in Vienna, in line next to each other.
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There’s an abundance of sex studios in Vienna, but unfortunately most of them have a very bad reputation. These bad studios are often very cheap and offer AO, but the service that the girls offer is extremely bad and lackluster.
In this post, we are writing about some of the worst studios in Vienna that you should avoid at all costs. The studios we are going to list are definitely terrible, most of them are in bad shape and nobody would miss them if they were closed.
If you’re interested in learning more, be sure to read the whole post!
Studio Czerningasse
Studio Czerningasse is located at Czerningasse 1 and it is a chain of three studios which are all considered to be among the worst in Vienna. The studios are all in terrible condition and they are very much run-down. In fact, these three studios might be the ugliest in the city.
Studio Czerningasse 1 on Google Street View
The three studios look disastrous and nobody is advised to go there. As a result of the place being a total dump, the girls are not very enthusiastic about their customers. Most of the girls who work there just laid on the bed until the sessions are over. Additionally, there have been reports where the girls did not respect the time that was paid and they tried to end the session early.
Even though some of the women who work there are not particularly ugly, the service that they give and the state of the studios are good reasons to avoid these places. On a side note, the studios are known for housing older women who are not the prettiest working girls in Vienna.
The studios at Czerningasse are definitely not recommended places in Vienna, especially if you are looking for a service-oriented experience with a dedicated and good looking girl. With the low prices that are being asked in studios like this, it is no wonder that the girls are giving a bad service one after the other in the first place. And besides, who would want to work or have sex in a total dump that these three studios are.
If you want to learn more about this studio or you want to join the conversation, check out the Studio Czerningasse 1 thread on the Sex in Vienna Forums now!
Studio Denisgasse (Studio Nightlife)
Studio Denizgasse at Denisgasse 9b in Vienna is yet another studio that we would not recommend visiting if you are looking for an enjoyable and erotic experience. Much like our previous entry, this studio is not particularly good looking either, but again, the main problem here are the girls that work in the studio.
Some punters have reported that the girls were intoxicated, rude and even unhygienic. Naturally, most of them are constantly looking at the clock and passively waiting for the session to be over.
Studio Denizgasse is yet another example of a studio in Vienna that nobody would really miss if it closed down. Unfortunately, most people who visit this place leave unsatisfied without even thinking about coming back for a second session.
You can learn more about this studio on the SV Forums. Take a look at the Studio Denisgasse 9b forum thread and share your own experiences with the community.
Studio Lux
Studio Lux is located in Nordwestbahnstrasse 9 and the studio’s reputation is just as bad as the other entries on our list. Much like the other worst studios in Vienna, Studio Lux is also infamous for the girls that work there. Reports indicate girls not delivering on the agreed upon and paid services, passive performance and overall unenthusiastic services.
Studio Lux at Nordwestbahnstrasse 9 in Vienna
Unfortunately, the girls do not look particularly bad, but the service they give is extremely bad. Because of this, nobody is advised to visit Studio Lux, even if they see a girl with stunning visuals and extremely low prices.
There’s more about Studio Lux on the Sex in Vienna Forums. Go ahead and check out the thread for additional information about this studio.
Studio Siebertgasse 6
As the title suggest, this studio is located at Siebertgasse 6 and according to the online reports, it is a total disaster. Not only is the place run-down and not sympathetic at all, but the girls are trying to exploit the situation too. Some have even said that they got the “worst service in Vienna” at this studio, which is definitely saying something.
Some of the girls are not terrible looking and there have been a few cute girls working there, but the service that they offer is atrocious to say the least. Additionally, some people have also reported that even after being ensured that there are young and slim girls working in the studio, they only found overweight and unattractive women when they visited.
Studio Siebertgasse 6 is definitely not the place you want to go if you’re looking for a pleasurable and fulfilling sexual experience. Even if you think there’s a pretty girl working at this studio, most of the time you won’t be able to meet her. And if you do, chances are that you are in for a terrible experience.
If this wasn’t enough and you want to learn more, be sure to take a look at the SV Forum thread dedicated to Studio Siebertgasse 6 now.
Studio Senefeldergasse 77 (Studio Gina)
This is a studio that has an overwhelmingly large number of negative reviews online. Seemingly every review that was left about this studio on the local forum is depicting a scamming environment where the girls promise everything before the room and deliver nothing once it comes to the deed.
The girls often come up with the most ridiculous excuses, such as no blowjob because of a toothache, no position changing because it’s not comfortable and only missionary is allowed where they can dictate the pace and the depth of penetration.
Entrance to Studio Senefeldergasse 77 in Vienna
All in all, the service that punters get here can barely be called sex and we do not recommend visiting this studio to anyone.
More about Studio Senefeldergasse 77 on the Sex in Vienna Forums. Go ahead and read what other members of the community had to say about this place.
Studio Neulerchenfelder Strasse 91 (Studio Emma)
Considering the other studios on the list, this one might seem like a breath of fresh air, but unfortunately it isn’t. There are a few people who have had an acceptable session with the girls who work in Studio Neulerchenfelder Strasse, but most people complain about how unprofessional the girls who work there are.
source: Googme Maps
The most common thing the girls tend to do is to arrange a meeting and simply not open the studio’s door when the suitor arrives. This is a huge waste of time and money and should be a clear indicator that the place should be avoided at all costs.
In conclusion, none of the above mentioned studios are recommended to be visited by us. All of them are considered to be among the worst studios that you can visit, and we could never recommend going to such a place. The only redeeming quality that they share is the low prices that are asked by the girls. However, a gentleman who wants to have a good experience should never look for the cheapest price. As with everything in life, cheaper prices usually mean a bad product, or in this case a nightmarish experience with a not-so-good looking sexworker.
In case you wish to discuss this topic further, make sure you take a look at the conversation that’s happening over on the SV forum. Browse the Worst Studios in Vienna thread to find out more!
We have just read a user review about Lisa, who can be found in Apartment 24 at Laufhaus Zollgasse 3. The punter visited the Laufhaus for the first time and checked out a few ladies there. Finally, he decided to choose Lisa in Apartment 24 because, as he said, she is not beauty but has a nice appearance that he liked.
After the punter joined her in the room, his worst experience started.
She used a disinfectant spray directly on his penis
Lisa asked for 100 EUR for half an hour and told the customer to take a shower, with the promise of additional services afterward. The punter had a shower and lay on the bed when Lisa sprayed some disinfectant on his penis, which surprised him a lot. He immediately asked the girl if she had lost her mind, but she claimed she was just super hygienic.
The guest experienced serious pain because of the chemicals and washed his penis immediately. He wanted to leave the room, but Lisa started begging him, claiming she was just being super hygienic and would do a good job on him. Despite still being angry, the guest was also horny, so he decided to stay.
Then the girl started negotiating the extra services, asking for EUR 60 for a prostate massage and EUR 80 for a blowjob without a condom. This was too much for the guest, so finally they agreed on a total of EUR 80 for both services. The punter wrote in the forum that this amount was still too much for the extras, but he was able to accept it.
Lisa started the blowjob, but she only took approximately 1.5 cm of the guest’s penis and barely touched it with her lips, making the guest wonder if she had started at all. When he asked about this, the woman said his penis was too big and she was unable to perform oral sex.
At this point, the punter added a note to his story that he had never encountered a case where his penis did not fit, suggesting that his size was not unusually large for a sex worker. He also mentioned that he had no issues with hygiene and never expected anyone to raise concerns about it.
Returning to the story, Lisa suddenly stopped the weak blowjob, put a condom on the client, and started riding him. He was still in shock from the lackluster blowjob, but the intercourse also ended quickly. After four thrusts, Lisa told the guest he was ejaculating, but this was far from the truth, so the client ended the session, took a quick shower, and dressed.
Paying more than agreed
After this unsuccessful encounter, Lisa demanded payment, asking for EUR 60 + 80 for the extras, despite agreeing on EUR 80 for both extras, and not performing the prostate massage at all. The punter asked the girl again if she had lost her mind, as she wanted EUR 240 for this service.
She threatened him with reporting him if he didn’t pay. The guest didn’t want trouble and an argument with Laufhaus personnel, so he reluctantly paid EUR 240 to Lisa. He also learned his lesson and decided not to visit Laufhaus Zollgasse 3 again.
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In this review, I want to discuss about my experience at Kontaktzone. The location itself looks good and the girls they have are sexy enough.
This was the first time when I went there and I decided to choose Sophie because her photos were very attractive. However, my plans did not coincide with the reality and in this review I will explain you what went wrong.
Sophie: real photos but very bad experience
First of all, I want to mention that Sophie’s photos were real and she was very sexy, one of the hottest sex workers in Vienna I’ve seen. Despite this, she was pretty much distanced most of the time, her mobile phone kept ringing and she answered in-between times. As far as I am concerned, this kind of attitude can ruin everything.
I have met a lot of sex-workers and nobody had this behaviour. She didn’t seem a talkative person either and she was providing just short answers when I asked her something.
Another aspect I didn’t like was that she had blown very mediocre and I wasn’t expected that. Even a beginner could have performed better.
Sophie’s mood was also unsatisfactory and she seemed absent. Before I visited Kontaktzone, this Laufhaus in Vienna, I had read some reviews and several guys were discussing about Sophie, saying that she was great.
I don’t consider myself a pretentious person, but I want to be properly treated when I pay for a service. To be honest, she was one of the most beautiful prostitutes I have ever met, but her attitude almost destroyed my mood.
Conclusion
Some guys had completely different experiences that are completely contradictory to me. On a local forum I read that Sophie is that type of prostitute you have to make a little effort with, otherwise I can’t really explain how it comes to my personal experience with her is so different with the others.
Maybe this is not how she usually treats her clients and maybe she only had some other personal issues that contributed to her bad mood on that particular day.
As for the prices, I can say that Laufhaus Kontaktzone has average prices but, in my opinion, you can find better services for the same amount of money.
Sent by Genius
Admin comment
Reviews on the mentioned local forum can be significantly different than the girls in real life. :)
Kontaktzone is widely considered as a terrible Laufhaus, as one of our forum users, Ragnaros wrote in his blog post:
I debated whether or not i should even include this in the list but since i was there i might as well. Really not in the same category as the other ones, it’s a budget place with AO on offer. I did not really plan to go there but i literally went out of the metro station and saw it so i went in the check it out. Run down facilities, small rooms, beds are not good, no shower in rooms.
However, Laufhaus Kontaktzone is located ideally close to the Hauptbahnhof, the main train station of Vienna, the same time it is in the 10th district, which is also the worst district of the city in some areas.
The clientele of the Laufhaus is usually very bad, when you go there you should know what are you getting and what crowd you will be in.
There are NO SHOWERS in the rooms, and considering the fact the Kontaktzone is an AO Laufhaus, this is a very terrible thing. People and Girls practise AO and there is like 1-2 showers in the whole house…
Sophie is a pretty Girl and her images are nice, but she is not as hot as the people in the local forum are claiming her to be. She is a nice person but not a beauty, the clients find her to be beautiful because she does anal without condom.
She has some charisma and some people like that, but it is almost as if she is bipolar, her mood might dictate your session with her. You can have a good sex with her but keep in mind our admin comment too.
A couple months have passed and recently I decided to test the waters in Funpalast in hope of positive changes. As it turned out Funpalast didn’t change much but at least it is not as bad as before.
It was a long time ago since I visited this FKK sauna club. Not a big fan to be honest. There are other places with better girl lineup and better price to value ratio in my opinion. Also, many of my visits didn’t end well so I had slowly lost the interest to go there. Anyway, let’s see how my last one went.
My Latest Funpalast Visit
I’ve paid the entrance fee which is still 80 EUR. If you want a full hour instead of half then it costs another 60 EUR. The total cost can vary depending on what else you want from the girl. With extras the full price is in the 180-250 EUR range typically.
Pretty much the same jazz welcomed me as before. There were around 30 Vienna sex workers in FP, most of them talking in cliques. I recognized a lot of them but there were also a few good looking newcomers. They were not inclusive, a few glances and waves here and there and two girls even approached me.
After a little chit-chat they realized I don’t have much interest and left. It seemed like most of the girls are not even interested to work, all they cared about is the chat going on between them. I took my time looking around, checking if there is a hotter sex worker I would spend a full hour with.
One thing I like about Funpalast is that the girls walk around in lingerie or without bra. Some of them wear really sexy lingerie and it adds a sense of mystery to it. As I was looking around, I discovered Clara who I saw on the website of Laufhaus Wien Mitte in Zollgasse 3.
She is a silicone sex bomb with seductive lips and amazing slim body who instantly got me aroused. After a short eye contact she joined me and we got straight to the point. Clara would have costed me 250 if I would go for the full hour but instead I told her 30 mins will be enough – which is 180 total.
Wien Mitte profile of Clara
The Typical Funpalast Treatment from a Hot Girl
If someone would ask me how things went with Clara I would
answer with one word: fast. The first impression was great, she is also
absolutely stunning. At first, she seems quite talkative and good in small
talk.
However, it is pretty much an on and off thing. She often
switches to her unenthusiastic and completely uninterested side in a split
second. It is quite a turnoff. Trying to maintain eye contact with her is a
struggle so I gave up after a few minutes.
There is no closeness, so you can forget the Girlfriend Experience immediately. The only thing she focused on is my penis, which might appeal to some clients but this type of service is certainly not for me. The rest was totally ignored by her.
Yes, she indeed looks like a bomb with that figure and she
knows how to make a man cum. That’s all. On top of that she tries to finish as
soon as possible, which is another reason not to spend 180 EUR on Clara. The
competition is high in Funpalast, just pick another girl and enjoy.
My Opinion on Funpalast
First off, my favorite girls are gone. Many of them had left
FP and migrated elsewhere. Cassandra, Sonja, Rachel, Serena, all gone. These
girls were always no-brainers when I went there.
Also, most of the girls want to finish you fast. It is
almost if like there was a competition between them. Who finishes her client
first? It is not rare that you pay for 30 mins and leave after 15. I think a
system based on cumshot records is not generating them that much clients.
They are going to lose more and more clients instead. But
that is just my opinion. These girls are so insistent that you can’t stop them
without being harsh. At times when they finish you so fast it is even pointless
to ask them if you can stay for the remaining time.
The reason they want to finish quick is because one of the
main rules of Funpalast. After the climax, the service ends and you’re out.
That’s it. It is so easy to take advantage of this rule. There are so many
clubs and FKKs where you can take your time until that 30 mins or whatever runs
out.
In the meantime the girl of your choice tries to make it as
enjoyable as possible. Just think about it. It is not that difficult to keep
things happening for that short amount of time. So that is basically why I prefer places other
than Funpalast until things change.
Summing it Up
I think Funpalast only favors the regulars right now. You
need to really know the girls and leave a lot of money there frequently if you
want some kind of privileged treatment. This is obviously how it works anywhere
else but this is the place where you truly need it.
Also, you need to know in advance which girls provide an
enjoyable service because as far as I know, most of them do not. If you need a
passionate lover who gives GFE then FP is going to be a real challenge for you.
Girls that don’t want to touch me or interact with me are completely turning me off and I think many of the Funpalast clients experience this on a daily basis. This frustrated me for quite a while so I had to write a report about. Hopefully fellow mongers find it helpful.
Submitted by: Vincent Vega
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Join the forum discussion about Funpalast on the Sex in Vienna Forum: Funpalast Main
Even though street prostitution has been widely popular in Vienna since the
13th century, it is slowly dying off in the present time. You are no
longer able to find an excessive number of girls selling their bodies on some
of the busiest streets of Vienna. Instead, most of the girls who are working in
Wien as sexworkers now provide their services from one of the many legally
operated sexclubs, studios, Laufhauses or saunaclubs.
If you’re wondering why brothels and escort agencies in Vienna are better than street prostitution or you are interested in learning about our recommendations, be sure to continue reading the whole article!
Advantages of choosing a brothel over street prostitution in Vienna
There are a myriad of different reasons why choosing a brothel over girls that sell their bodies on the street is a great idea. In this segment, we are going to highlight some of the most important reasons.
Security – The main reason why you should always choose a brothel over street prostitutes is because of the security that you get in a brothel. Since these establishments for paid sex are operated legally, there are rules and regulations that the owners need to follow. Additionally, if the brothel is a reputable one, you are guaranteed not to be scammed or tricked. This is not true for street prostitution, as the girls that work on the streets can scam you however they want and get away with it.
Hygiene – While ladies who work in brothels and other legally operated businesses take showers often and clean themselves after sessions, girls on the streets are not obliged to do this. Because of this, the girls might go through numerous men before they wash themselves. This introduces hygienic problems and it is also not rare for girls who work on the streets to have a bad odor.
Integrity – A gentleman who is looking for a partner for a sexual encounter should always go to a brothel or book at a reputable escort agency. Not only are the girls in such an establishment cleaner and healthier, but most of the time they are also better looking and they know how to behave. A lady from a brothel or an escort agency can show up with you on any formal occasion without bringing shame on you.
Service – Maybe the most important reason why choosing a brothel or escort agency is better than street prostitutes is the service that the girl will offer. Girls who work in reputable places often perform better, as they want the client to be satisfied and come back. On the other hand, street prostitutes know that they will probably only meet a client one time, so they try to get the most money for the least amount of work.
Police interference – Police raids and checks are also a common thing in areas where street prostitutes are found. The police officers are checking the girls, as well as everybody else who happens to cruise by. They ask for identification from clients and girls alike, which can be very inconvenient for those who wish to stay incognito.
Pimps are watching – Most of the times when girls that work on the streets are having sex with a client, there’s a pimp in the background observing. While it is an understandable safety measure for the girls, clients might not feel so comfortable having the girls’ pimps watching over their shoulder. Since brothels and other sex businesses have their management, staff and other installed safety measures, the girls and the clients can have sex without feeling uncomfortable.
Noise pollution – Since the girls that work on the streets do not have a designated place where they have sex, the intercourse usually happens in the clients’ cars or simply in a dark place next to a park or sometimes even a graveyard. The noises are very problematic for people who live nearby and this has also caused a lot of controversy. This is also one of the main reasons why street prostitution has been banished to the outskirts of the city, in the industrial district.
These are only a couple of reasons why escort agencies and brothels are a much better choice when it comes to paying for sex. Not only are you going to have a better time this way, but you can also ensure that you’re not going to encounter any health problems after the session.
Brothels and escort agencies in Vienna we recommend
We have already explained why it is better to go the brothel route rather than street prostitution. In this next segment, we are going to highlight a couple of places in Vienna that we can wholeheartedly recommend. If you wish to learn more about certain places on the list, be sure to read our reviews about them or check out their official website for more info.
Sexclub Maxim Wien
Maxim Wien is among the last standing true sexclubs in Vienna. Rather than
just having sex with the ladies that work there, you can invite them for a
drink and get to know them before the session. This introduces a social aspect
to the mongering scene that enhances the experience. The girls that work there
are usually good in bed and most of the ladies are gorgeous and sexy. Maxim
Wien also offers escort services to those who are interested, so you can choose
to go that route too.
If you wish to learn more about Sexclub Maxim Wien, go ahead and check out
any of the following links:
The Bijou Escort agency is yet another reputable business that offers
numerous sexy girls to their clients for escort date booking. The photos that
are shown on the agency’s site are all 100% genuine and the online reviews of
the agency are also promising.
We have yet to have a bad experience with the agency, so we can recommend
it to anybody who is looking for an escort girl in Vienna. If you want to learn
more, be sure to take a look at the links provided below.
Saunaclub Goldentime is probably the best FKK in Vienna right now. The
establishment has some wellness facilities too and the girls are usually naked
or in their underwear, while men are in bathrobes or they wear towels around
their waist. Clients need to pay an entry fee in addition to the money they pay
to the girls for their services, but they can be at the saunaclub all day and
use the facilities that are available. The service level that clients get
varies depending on the girl that is chosen.
Click on the following links to learn more about Saunaclub Goldentime and find
out what you can expect there:
As we have previously mentioned, we would never recommend looking for a street prostitute when you have access to legally operated establishment. Choosing any of the recommended businesses is a much safer option when it comes to paid sex in Vienna. While on the other hand, looking for a street prostitute might be cheaper, but there are so many things that can go wrong that we would never recommend doing that. So, if you are in Vienna and you want to have some fun, be sure to check out the reputable businesses we recommended and you are pretty much ensured to have a great time!
You can discuss this topic further on the Sex-Vienna forums where we have created a forum thread about it. Click on the link and start discussing this in the forums with the rest of the community!
If you want to learn about other places that are operated legally in Vienna, go ahead and take a look at our list of All Police Licensed Brothels in Vienna that we published on the Sex-Vienna blog!
Camelia is a well-known sexworker in Vienna for 2-3 years, known for mostly working at Studio La Chica in the 14th district of Vienna. La Chica used to belong to the Studio Relaxe Group which has 2 more branches, but they allegedly somehow parted ways. Nonetheless, their websites and general marketing strategy remains the same as it ever was, which indicates that at least their marketing crew is still united. Which is why I like to see those 3 studios as one company, even though maybe that is not the case on paper. But since everything else is the same in all 3 studios and girls periodically change between the studios, I think it is not a wrong assumption to see them as one group.
Escort girl Camelia’s specifics
Camelia’s photos are recent and accurate. WYSIWYG and it is fair to call her attractive, yet not stunning. As far as her personality goes, she is calm but not inactive per se. So usually all is good with Camelia.
Camelia’s service has always been extensive, including sex without condom (AO) and anal without condom (AOGR) for an extra price. Not what I am consuming, but for the sake of information all readers of this review should be aware of it.
I have visited her a few times in Studio La Chica in the middle of 2017. Last week I decided to give her another go and after just a little bit of searching online I detected her having left La Chica and now being advertised (also) on Darling Escort’s portfolio of Escorts as Stella.
Now Darling is a mediocre escort agency, we all know that. It is not worse than most agencies and among the Romanian dominated and Romanian run agencies, they are slightly above par. But still a marginal call to book there since there are better options out there. For the record: I ALWAYS disregard the price range of the agency and book according to what I want and not according to my budget.
Why Darling Vienna?
I solely made the booking based on the fact that I wanted Camelia again and it was unrelated to the agency I would book with. So, in that case it was Darling Vienna as there wasn’t any other choice. By now you can book Camelia through Studio La Chica again or still through Darling. But I feel like service-wise she will probably go higher for extra services like anal and the likes.
Darling Escort Booking phone call
I made the call and the girl on the phone (almost always girls on the phone, only in very rare instances there are guys on the phone, which is a bit odd to be honest) and her English was better than my German so we stuck with that. Camelia was available and I wanted her in my home at 10 pm sharp. Just out of curiosity I asked about services and stuff knowing fully well that the phone lady will not give me the info that I want to know. And, of course, the berating started about the Austrian laws and services are not to be discussed and etc.
We all know that real high-end escort agencies will tell you what you want to know. Maybe not about the pricing of extras, but they will give you a ballpark number if you need it to make the decision. An experienced phone lady or guy knows to politely address all issues and answer all questions. So, in that regard the phone lady, who I suspect to be Austrian (going by her accent or lack thereof) was not the best but it was a moot point anyway, as I did it just for fun. I know what Camelia would do and what she wouldn’t.
Telling my address through the phone didn’t work so I texted it and all was perfectly set.
Waiting time to arrival and picking Camelia up
Camelia arrived almost on time and the delay was expected considering the storm outside which made traffic probably difficult. I hadn’t specified she wear anything specific but she came all cleaned up in a skirt and jacket and a blouse underneath so she looked pretty good and would have been okay to take out in the center even. Which I didn’t, as it wasn’t what I had in mind at all.
Undressing the lady and WHOOAA
Inside, after offering her a drink which she refused I handed the money over. The price at Darling was different than in Studio La Chica but it was all right and I paid the somewhat higher than expected fee. Naturally, I asked her if she wanted to take a shower and she declined. Usually first warning sign right there but I thought, what the heck, she probably did it before leaving her home. NOPE – I was wrong yet again.
To make a long story short, Camelia came unhygienic and didn’t care enough to take a shower although I offered it and she clearly needed one. I had taken a blue pill well in time so I was ready but the fact that Camelia really smelled made it all kind of …. wobbly … down there.
It hit me right after undressing her and despite it not being the worst smell I had to endure during sex in my life, it was a definite turn-off, for sure.
I let her perform a blowjob first as always and that could have taken the edge off things, but it really didn’t at first and I started to panic inside and asked her to break it off and wait a second. So I got ourselves 2 glasses of water and also got myself a chewing gum as an alibi to really give the second one to her. Guess what, she declined the so-very-much-needed mint that would have made her breath okay. In hindsight, I should have insisted on both: the shower and the chewing gum, but being the moron that I sometimes am, I thought I wouldn’t want to make her feel uncomfortable and self-conscious about it.
So here I am, high on Viagra but low on boner because of a very unnecessary and so very uncomfortable situation. And unexpected, as I have known her a while and I never pegged her as the dirty kind of girl.
Longest hour of my life, it seemed. Okay, in the end she made me cum and all’s well that ends well, sort of. I literally needed almost the full hour of her sucking and performing all kinds of stunts to make me hard. I wonder if she knew what was wrong and that it was her and not me because I was prepared and horny as hell until… the incident.
Now you probably want to know if she took a shower before she left and yes she did, but that wasn’t a real consolation.
Conclusion
Don’t know really who to blame.
Myself for not insisting? Maybe!
The agency for not prepping the girls the minimum standard of hygiene? Probably not!
Camelia for being dirty? I don’t even know anymore.
Today, writing these lines I laugh about it and see it and smell it all as if it was happening right now. Goosebumps moment and not the good kind to be honest.
Rating of the Escort date
I give the agency 7/10, deducting 2 points because of the blah and the blah and deducting 1 point because Camelia came a little bit late. Not that there’s much for the phone lady to do, but she didn’t do anything wrong. I am sure she was instructed to not talk too much on the phone with clients who ask specific service-related questions.
I give Camelia 4/10, deducting 4 for lack of hygiene and 2 for being dumb and not understanding my hints. I mean, COME ON! If someone offers you a piece of gum you ALWAYS take it, no matter what. The 4 points are for making me cum, which was a marathon.
I give myself 2/10 because I was just plain dumb and finally I give 10/10 to the blue pill. JOB WELL DONE! Under enormous difficulties, we weathered the storm together!
Because of this incident, Camelia is now downgraded from “highly recommended” to “not recommended”.
I hope you like my review and if you want to discuss this further, read this Sex-Vienna thread where you can add your question.
I’m not a blogger nor a regular sex reviewer, but I have done my share of mongering. I’ve been to clubs, paid street sex workers and booked from escort agencies too. However, after my weird experience with Escort Elisabeth a while ago, I felt like I had to write this guest post on Sex-Vienna. Hopefully, you can still learn something from this Escort Elisabeth negative review even if it isn’t a perfect piece of literature.
What I knew about Escort Elisabeth beforehand
I always do research before booking from an escort agency. What I’ve read is that Escort Elisabeth is one of the many (mainly Romanian) escort agencies that appeared a few years ago in Vienna. Apparently, these are some of the cheapest agencies that you’ll find and most of them have a sketchy reputation. I didn’t find any horrible reviews on them, not in English anyways. I’ve figured that Escort Elisabeth would be on the sketchy side too. But I never thought I would have one of my strangest phone calls of recent years. By now, I know that this particular lady at Escort Elisabeth is notorious for this behavior.
The good thing about Escort Elisabeth is that they have a studio too. This means that the studio can be used if you can’t or don’t want to order the girl to your home or hotel room. I stayed at Hotel Le Meridien, in the center of Wien, so I didn’t need to use the studio. Speaking of Le Meridien, it’s very close to Babylon and Evebar. Evebar was closed as I walked by it. They probably don’t have enough girls and can’t keep up. I’ve read about their taxi scam a couple of years ago here on Sex-Vienna. Here’s the taxi scam article if you’re interested. Maxim is also just a 5 minute walk away from Le Meridien, so it’s great from a mongering standpoint.
Looking for the right escort agency in Vienna
As I haven’t been active in the Vienna sex scene, I checked the local sex guides and Escort Elisabeth was the one with the most aggressive marketing campaign. They posted many ads and they were advertised all over the place. Back then, they offered the ridiculously low price of 225€ for 3 hours. Apparently, this is no longer an option. I thought they must get tons of bookings because of the ads and the price. The photos on their site are real, or at least they seemed to be. Since the prices were low and the photos quite attractive, I started fantasizing about having my way with one or even two girls at the same time before contacting them.
First, I decided to send them an email describing what I was looking for. Amy seemed the most attractive, so I asked about her. Erika also looked hot and she could have been the additional girl if it ever came to that. But, as with most sketchy operations, an email response never came. Still determined, I gave them a call.
Amy and Erika
Phone call to Escort Elisabeth
I told the telephonist lady that I wanted Amy and asked about the services that interested me. Since 225€ is simply too cheap (even by sketchy Romanian escort agency standards), I also asked if this is all real. This was the point when the phone call turned super weird. The woman on the other end of the call suddenly became feisty, frustrated and angry. She started berating me, saying that she’s not a pimp nor a human trafficker and that she would never discuss this with me. She also said that all of the offered services are up to the girls.
I still wanted at least some information, so I tried calming her down, but this only made things worse. She said that she’s already tired of talking with me and that calling with a blocked number is just bad form from me. She finished her monologue by saying that she has software that shows the caller’s name regardless of the number being blocked.
Needless to say, this was a huge bummer, but I still wanted to have sex with Amy. I apologized and booked Amy for one hour. The price was 100€ + 20€ for taxi, with the option of extending the session to 3 hours for 225€, including the taxi fee.
Getting ready for the session with “Amy”
The receptionist or boss lady, or whoever she was said that Amy would arrive in an hour and she hung up on me. I had an hour to prepare myself, so I started to get ready and tried to calm myself down. I kept telling myself that the FBI might have such phone number tracking technology, but not a thug Romanian woman who runs a cheap escort operation like Escort Elisabeth.
While I was getting ready, I was continuously thinking about Amy’s sexy photos and how she would make up for the initial trouble. Of course, this never happened either, as when I opened the door, I saw a girl who didn’t look anything like Amy, whom I was fantasizing about. I am pretty sure who arrived was Sofie, or it could have been Niki, as they look identical. One thing’s for sure, it wasn’t Amy.
Sofie and Niki
Interaction with the mystery girl from Escort Elisabeth
For a moment I was torn if I should keep the girl or not, but because of how the lady on the phone acted, I decided to send her away without a euro of compensation. Obviously, if the chemistry with the girl is not there or if it’s the right girl, but her photos are overly photoshopped, there should be a compensation for turning her away.
I kinda felt bad for her, as it wasn’t her fault, although she was in on the scam too, as she introduced herself as Amy. This was the last straw for me. She took me sending her away like a champ, she must have known that I was right. She might have also sensed my disappointment and the inconvenience I’ve felt from the situation. Albeit, later I regretted not tipping her or at least paying for the taxi. But I didn’t feel bad because she lied about being Amy. As the mystery girl left, I heard her calling the boss lady and informing her about the situation.
The second phone call to Escort Elisabeth
Still frustrated, I decided on calling Escort Elisabeth one more time. Of course, I kept calm and collected and behaved gentleman-like, but I wanted to give the lady a piece of my mind. After all, I am a busy man and I want to make the few nights I can stay in Europe count and memorable. Escort Elisabeth managed to give me an unforgettable memory, too bad it’s a negative one.
The phone operator was still stubborn and she insisted that this was Amy. She told me never to call them again to make a booking. As if I would want to book from Escort Elisabeth ever again. Needless to say, my mood for sex went right out of the window and I decided not to order a girl from anywhere else that night.
What I learned from this experience with Escort Elisabeth
I’ll share what I’ve learned, so maybe it’ll help some of you in your mongering endeavors in Vienna. First of all, I’ve learned that Le Meridien is great for mongering. Its location is very central, there are many sex clubs nearby and escorts are allowed. However, I would recommend avoiding Evebar if it opens again, as I’ve read too many negative reviews about them.
It’s also important that you do your own research on an escort before booking or a sex club before visiting it. You should never cave in if an escort agency sends the wrong girl. You are right to send her away if she’s not the one you wanted. Also, you shouldn’t get greedy, because you always get what you pay for. For a low price, one cannot expect much. However, if Escort Elisabeth would have sent the right girl, it could have been a positive experience after all. Most things that seem like a great bargain have some sort of a catch. In the end, I haven’t spent a cent, so nothing was lost, expect for an erection. And as the great US poet, Charlie Sheen so adequately put it: “I hate to waste a perfectly good erection”
Even though I don’t do these kinds of reviews often, people need to know what to expect from this escort agency in Vienna. Hopefully, this Escort Elisabeth negative review helps at least some of you avoid having a bad experience with them.
Take a look at the Sex-Vienna forums if you wish to learn more about Escort Elisabeth
Beware of these scamming girls in Vienna and save your money for better places
This note of mine is not an experience that I made myself, thank GOD. But rather, it is a warning which I spotted in the “Austrian Erotikforum aka EF“
Apparently those 2 “jewels” [ PSYCHE ] must be avoided at any cost. Reports indicate that they are not interested in giving you the service level you’d expect and are most likely forced to do this job. In any case they hate it and do not care for their clients either.
So, this gal promises quite a lot of dirty stuff in her ad in Kontaktbazar, I quote and translate:
“Alexa – NEW IN WIEN!!! Tender 18-year-old Hungarian wants to spoil you! Cum wherever you want! Natural French, deep throat, Sperm games, Cum in mouth incl. swallow, French kissing, Spanisch Sex, piss games, Sex without condom and much more…”
Be it as it may, all recent reports about her were extremely negative and shocking. It is a cheap location, you will not burn lots of cash but why should you at all if I can help. So I say avoid the studio and avoid the lady. Her biggest taboo obviously is to please us men.
Here is a summary of how people describe their experience with her in the Erotikforum. It is half a dozen guys who all seem to agree:
welcomes the guys without any warmth and friendliness
did not take off the bra
blowjob with condom although she advertises sex without condom and the blowjob was described as nothing but gagging
changed into doggy style without asking the guy’s preference – that is typical behaviour to show the guy that she despises him in my opinion
requests the guy to cum after a few minutes already and the with a frequency of every 30 seconds
this is unconfirmed but there is reason to believe that they start drinking alcohol or smoke weed already on early mornings as they giggle and laugh and talk with the other girls outside the room even while they have sex with you
Rebeca Sechshauserstraße 19C
She too promises lots of great things. Once again I quote and translate:
“I really wanna spoil you and make you horny, so that your dick will pulsate even before you stick it into my wet shiny pussy. I love to be fucked in all kinds of positions. My service: natural French, French kisses, Foot erotic and Spanish Sex, erotic massages, vibrator games, piss games and caviar actively!!!!! Sex in all positions and without condom possible!!”
Here’s a summary of the horrendous encounter the user “Ilikeescort” had with Rebeca:
4 girls were in the studio. 2 of them good looking and the other 2 not his taste but all of them ignored him or showed dislike
pictures in her ad in Kontaktbazar are real but flattering
sheets were covered with sperm stains
no touching her breasts nor pussy
she blew him 10 seconds only to start jerking him off immediately – poor guy could hardly get a hard on because of her demeanor
she had mildly bad breath
in his desparation he paid extra for AO but just when he started to feel good about it she forbid a change of position which made him “collapse” again
it seems plausible that she was banned from other studios too because of here bad service. She aparently used to work in Studio Stolberggasse before which is also known for mediocre service and sex without condom
This report was confirmed by other Erotikforum users so I think it is for real and substantial in its entirety. This user has also never made an impression of giving girls a bad name or being overly critical towards sexworkers, studios or clubs of any sort
What do we learn from this?
Avoid these scamming girls in Vienna! Do your homework, do your research and read my reviews :)
In all seriousness, I recommend you stick to the few good studios in Vienna. I made a list and this list is gonna be valid for a while. If not I will make the necessary changes.
P.S:: I owe great and many thanks to my dear friend for the translation of their German service description
