Due to the nature of my work, I don’t get to spend as much time in Vienna as I would like to. However, recently I was able to spend a night with one of Maxim’s escort girls; Daisy.
She’s a Bulgarian sexworker that I’ve met in Maxim before, but I never had the chance to go to the room with her. Daisy is tall and has quite a slender body. Her hair is reddish, brownish color and she always seemed like an elegant lady. She’s also very busy and popular as it seems, as she was never available when I visited the club.
Finally able to spend a night in Vienna
After a long and stressful week, I’ve decided to rent a room in Hilton Vienna and find an escort for myself. The hotel is located in the center of the city, near Stadtpark.
Usually, I prefer going to a brothel, but I wanted something more private that night. I called Maxim and asked if Daisy is available for escort. She was, so I immediately arranged a meeting for us. The telephonist guy told me she would be ready in an hour or so, so I took a shower and got ready myself.
Escort Daisy from Maxim Wien
The elevator in Hilton Vienna requires a keycard to be used, so I went down to the lobby 10 minutes early to wait for escort girl Daisy to arrive. I sat down in one of the sofas and eagerly watched the main entrance.
Daisy arrived on time and since I knew how she looked, I approached and greeted her. She started smiling and gave me a hug. I was a bit surprised at how open she was from the beginning, but I liked it.
Daisy looked stunning in the elegant black dress that she was wearing. She is a younger girl (22 years old according to the Maxim site) and she looks almost innocent. But, as I later found out, she’s sexually open-minded to the max.
My room experience with Daisy
Daisy mentioned that she did some modeling at a younger age as we were going up to my room in the elevator. I also noticed that she has an elegant, but interesting walk that just made me even hornier.
I always like to get the money transaction out of the way at the start. So, as soon as we got up to my room, I told Daisy exactly what I wanted. One hour, CIM and swallow. She agreed, but told me that she asks extra for what I wanted. I gave her the money and we proceeded to the bedroom.
At this point, I was ready to unpack Daisy and take her pretty little dress off, but she pushed me on the bed and started to take my pants off. I didn’t have to say anything, she was doing what came naturally. After a while, she got up and started to undress herself. Daisy has a super sexy body that she laid on top of me. I won’t go into detail, but we tried numerous positions before I finished in her mouth. As previously discussed, she swallowed with the same smile she had when she arrived.
We still had some time before our meeting ended, so we just laid in bed and talked. Once the time was up, I escorted her down to the hotel’s lobby and we parted ways with a hug.
Ending words
Escort girl Daisy delivered exactly what I needed that night. I told her that I would call or visit her in the club, and I meant what I said. I will be surely looking for her next time I visit Maxim, so that I could try her in her natural habitat too.
Daisy knows her worth and the price reflects that. But in my personal opinion, she’s worth every cent. She’s a great sexworker that I’ll be spending more time with in the future.
Camelia is a well-known sexworker in Vienna for 2-3 years, known for mostly working at Studio La Chica in the 14th district of Vienna. La Chica used to belong to the Studio Relaxe Group which has 2 more branches, but they allegedly somehow parted ways. Nonetheless, their websites and general marketing strategy remains the same as it ever was, which indicates that at least their marketing crew is still united. Which is why I like to see those 3 studios as one company, even though maybe that is not the case on paper. But since everything else is the same in all 3 studios and girls periodically change between the studios, I think it is not a wrong assumption to see them as one group.
Escort girl Camelia’s specifics
Camelia’s photos are recent and accurate. WYSIWYG and it is fair to call her attractive, yet not stunning. As far as her personality goes, she is calm but not inactive per se. So usually all is good with Camelia.
Camelia’s service has always been extensive, including sex without condom (AO) and anal without condom (AOGR) for an extra price. Not what I am consuming, but for the sake of information all readers of this review should be aware of it.
I have visited her a few times in Studio La Chica in the middle of 2017. Last week I decided to give her another go and after just a little bit of searching online I detected her having left La Chica and now being advertised (also) on Darling Escort’s portfolio of Escorts as Stella.
Now Darling is a mediocre escort agency, we all know that. It is not worse than most agencies and among the Romanian dominated and Romanian run agencies, they are slightly above par. But still a marginal call to book there since there are better options out there. For the record: I ALWAYS disregard the price range of the agency and book according to what I want and not according to my budget.
Why Darling Vienna?
I solely made the booking based on the fact that I wanted Camelia again and it was unrelated to the agency I would book with. So, in that case it was Darling Vienna as there wasn’t any other choice. By now you can book Camelia through Studio La Chica again or still through Darling. But I feel like service-wise she will probably go higher for extra services like anal and the likes.
Darling Escort Booking phone call
I made the call and the girl on the phone (almost always girls on the phone, only in very rare instances there are guys on the phone, which is a bit odd to be honest) and her English was better than my German so we stuck with that. Camelia was available and I wanted her in my home at 10 pm sharp. Just out of curiosity I asked about services and stuff knowing fully well that the phone lady will not give me the info that I want to know. And, of course, the berating started about the Austrian laws and services are not to be discussed and etc.
We all know that real high-end escort agencies will tell you what you want to know. Maybe not about the pricing of extras, but they will give you a ballpark number if you need it to make the decision. An experienced phone lady or guy knows to politely address all issues and answer all questions. So, in that regard the phone lady, who I suspect to be Austrian (going by her accent or lack thereof) was not the best but it was a moot point anyway, as I did it just for fun. I know what Camelia would do and what she wouldn’t.
Telling my address through the phone didn’t work so I texted it and all was perfectly set.
Waiting time to arrival and picking Camelia up
Camelia arrived almost on time and the delay was expected considering the storm outside which made traffic probably difficult. I hadn’t specified she wear anything specific but she came all cleaned up in a skirt and jacket and a blouse underneath so she looked pretty good and would have been okay to take out in the center even. Which I didn’t, as it wasn’t what I had in mind at all.
Undressing the lady and WHOOAA
Inside, after offering her a drink which she refused I handed the money over. The price at Darling was different than in Studio La Chica but it was all right and I paid the somewhat higher than expected fee. Naturally, I asked her if she wanted to take a shower and she declined. Usually first warning sign right there but I thought, what the heck, she probably did it before leaving her home. NOPE – I was wrong yet again.
To make a long story short, Camelia came unhygienic and didn’t care enough to take a shower although I offered it and she clearly needed one. I had taken a blue pill well in time so I was ready but the fact that Camelia really smelled made it all kind of …. wobbly … down there.
It hit me right after undressing her and despite it not being the worst smell I had to endure during sex in my life, it was a definite turn-off, for sure.
I let her perform a blowjob first as always and that could have taken the edge off things, but it really didn’t at first and I started to panic inside and asked her to break it off and wait a second. So I got ourselves 2 glasses of water and also got myself a chewing gum as an alibi to really give the second one to her. Guess what, she declined the so-very-much-needed mint that would have made her breath okay. In hindsight, I should have insisted on both: the shower and the chewing gum, but being the moron that I sometimes am, I thought I wouldn’t want to make her feel uncomfortable and self-conscious about it.
So here I am, high on Viagra but low on boner because of a very unnecessary and so very uncomfortable situation. And unexpected, as I have known her a while and I never pegged her as the dirty kind of girl.
Longest hour of my life, it seemed. Okay, in the end she made me cum and all’s well that ends well, sort of. I literally needed almost the full hour of her sucking and performing all kinds of stunts to make me hard. I wonder if she knew what was wrong and that it was her and not me because I was prepared and horny as hell until… the incident.
Now you probably want to know if she took a shower before she left and yes she did, but that wasn’t a real consolation.
Conclusion
Don’t know really who to blame.
Myself for not insisting? Maybe!
The agency for not prepping the girls the minimum standard of hygiene? Probably not!
Camelia for being dirty? I don’t even know anymore.
Today, writing these lines I laugh about it and see it and smell it all as if it was happening right now. Goosebumps moment and not the good kind to be honest.
Rating of the Escort date
I give the agency 7/10, deducting 2 points because of the blah and the blah and deducting 1 point because Camelia came a little bit late. Not that there’s much for the phone lady to do, but she didn’t do anything wrong. I am sure she was instructed to not talk too much on the phone with clients who ask specific service-related questions.
I give Camelia 4/10, deducting 4 for lack of hygiene and 2 for being dumb and not understanding my hints. I mean, COME ON! If someone offers you a piece of gum you ALWAYS take it, no matter what. The 4 points are for making me cum, which was a marathon.
I give myself 2/10 because I was just plain dumb and finally I give 10/10 to the blue pill. JOB WELL DONE! Under enormous difficulties, we weathered the storm together!
Because of this incident, Camelia is now downgraded from “highly recommended” to “not recommended”.
I hope you like my review and if you want to discuss this further, read this Sex-Vienna thread where you can add your question.
I’m not a blogger nor a regular sex reviewer, but I have done my share of mongering. I’ve been to clubs, paid street sex workers and booked from escort agencies too. However, after my weird experience with Escort Elisabeth a while ago, I felt like I had to write this guest post on Sex-Vienna. Hopefully, you can still learn something from this Escort Elisabeth negative review even if it isn’t a perfect piece of literature.
What I knew about Escort Elisabeth beforehand
I always do research before booking from an escort agency. What I’ve read is that Escort Elisabeth is one of the many (mainly Romanian) escort agencies that appeared a few years ago in Vienna. Apparently, these are some of the cheapest agencies that you’ll find and most of them have a sketchy reputation. I didn’t find any horrible reviews on them, not in English anyways. I’ve figured that Escort Elisabeth would be on the sketchy side too. But I never thought I would have one of my strangest phone calls of recent years. By now, I know that this particular lady at Escort Elisabeth is notorious for this behavior.
The good thing about Escort Elisabeth is that they have a studio too. This means that the studio can be used if you can’t or don’t want to order the girl to your home or hotel room. I stayed at Hotel Le Meridien, in the center of Wien, so I didn’t need to use the studio. Speaking of Le Meridien, it’s very close to Babylon and Evebar. Evebar was closed as I walked by it. They probably don’t have enough girls and can’t keep up. I’ve read about their taxi scam a couple of years ago here on Sex-Vienna. Here’s the taxi scam article if you’re interested. Maxim is also just a 5 minute walk away from Le Meridien, so it’s great from a mongering standpoint.
Looking for the right escort agency in Vienna
As I haven’t been active in the Vienna sex scene, I checked the local sex guides and Escort Elisabeth was the one with the most aggressive marketing campaign. They posted many ads and they were advertised all over the place. Back then, they offered the ridiculously low price of 225€ for 3 hours. Apparently, this is no longer an option. I thought they must get tons of bookings because of the ads and the price. The photos on their site are real, or at least they seemed to be. Since the prices were low and the photos quite attractive, I started fantasizing about having my way with one or even two girls at the same time before contacting them.
First, I decided to send them an email describing what I was looking for. Amy seemed the most attractive, so I asked about her. Erika also looked hot and she could have been the additional girl if it ever came to that. But, as with most sketchy operations, an email response never came. Still determined, I gave them a call.
Amy and Erika
Phone call to Escort Elisabeth
I told the telephonist lady that I wanted Amy and asked about the services that interested me. Since 225€ is simply too cheap (even by sketchy Romanian escort agency standards), I also asked if this is all real. This was the point when the phone call turned super weird. The woman on the other end of the call suddenly became feisty, frustrated and angry. She started berating me, saying that she’s not a pimp nor a human trafficker and that she would never discuss this with me. She also said that all of the offered services are up to the girls.
I still wanted at least some information, so I tried calming her down, but this only made things worse. She said that she’s already tired of talking with me and that calling with a blocked number is just bad form from me. She finished her monologue by saying that she has software that shows the caller’s name regardless of the number being blocked.
Needless to say, this was a huge bummer, but I still wanted to have sex with Amy. I apologized and booked Amy for one hour. The price was 100€ + 20€ for taxi, with the option of extending the session to 3 hours for 225€, including the taxi fee.
Getting ready for the session with “Amy”
The receptionist or boss lady, or whoever she was said that Amy would arrive in an hour and she hung up on me. I had an hour to prepare myself, so I started to get ready and tried to calm myself down. I kept telling myself that the FBI might have such phone number tracking technology, but not a thug Romanian woman who runs a cheap escort operation like Escort Elisabeth.
While I was getting ready, I was continuously thinking about Amy’s sexy photos and how she would make up for the initial trouble. Of course, this never happened either, as when I opened the door, I saw a girl who didn’t look anything like Amy, whom I was fantasizing about. I am pretty sure who arrived was Sofie, or it could have been Niki, as they look identical. One thing’s for sure, it wasn’t Amy.
Sofie and Niki
Interaction with the mystery girl from Escort Elisabeth
For a moment I was torn if I should keep the girl or not, but because of how the lady on the phone acted, I decided to send her away without a euro of compensation. Obviously, if the chemistry with the girl is not there or if it’s the right girl, but her photos are overly photoshopped, there should be a compensation for turning her away.
I kinda felt bad for her, as it wasn’t her fault, although she was in on the scam too, as she introduced herself as Amy. This was the last straw for me. She took me sending her away like a champ, she must have known that I was right. She might have also sensed my disappointment and the inconvenience I’ve felt from the situation. Albeit, later I regretted not tipping her or at least paying for the taxi. But I didn’t feel bad because she lied about being Amy. As the mystery girl left, I heard her calling the boss lady and informing her about the situation.
The second phone call to Escort Elisabeth
Still frustrated, I decided on calling Escort Elisabeth one more time. Of course, I kept calm and collected and behaved gentleman-like, but I wanted to give the lady a piece of my mind. After all, I am a busy man and I want to make the few nights I can stay in Europe count and memorable. Escort Elisabeth managed to give me an unforgettable memory, too bad it’s a negative one.
The phone operator was still stubborn and she insisted that this was Amy. She told me never to call them again to make a booking. As if I would want to book from Escort Elisabeth ever again. Needless to say, my mood for sex went right out of the window and I decided not to order a girl from anywhere else that night.
What I learned from this experience with Escort Elisabeth
I’ll share what I’ve learned, so maybe it’ll help some of you in your mongering endeavors in Vienna. First of all, I’ve learned that Le Meridien is great for mongering. Its location is very central, there are many sex clubs nearby and escorts are allowed. However, I would recommend avoiding Evebar if it opens again, as I’ve read too many negative reviews about them.
It’s also important that you do your own research on an escort before booking or a sex club before visiting it. You should never cave in if an escort agency sends the wrong girl. You are right to send her away if she’s not the one you wanted. Also, you shouldn’t get greedy, because you always get what you pay for. For a low price, one cannot expect much. However, if Escort Elisabeth would have sent the right girl, it could have been a positive experience after all. Most things that seem like a great bargain have some sort of a catch. In the end, I haven’t spent a cent, so nothing was lost, expect for an erection. And as the great US poet, Charlie Sheen so adequately put it: “I hate to waste a perfectly good erection”
Even though I don’t do these kinds of reviews often, people need to know what to expect from this escort agency in Vienna. Hopefully, this Escort Elisabeth negative review helps at least some of you avoid having a bad experience with them.
Take a look at the Sex-Vienna forums if you wish to learn more about Escort Elisabeth
