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Re: Reply To: Mihaela from LH Rosi


<< November 6, 2018 at 5:38 pm >>

Does anyone know a moderately priced tolerant hotel in the area?

Laufhaus Vienna is not far from the Hauptbahnhof train station, which has a couple of new decent (not high class, but good) hotels around it. MOTEL ONE Hauptbahnhof, Star Inn Hotel Hauptbahnhof and some others come to mind.

Re: Reply To: Sexclub Maxim Wien official thread


<< November 3, 2018 at 7:06 pm >>

I was with Andra the other day. She’s really like the youngest girl in Maxim right now. Friendly girl, cute, but kinda childish TBH. In the sack she’s great. I feel considering that she’s still young it was a good session. And I’m sure she’s only gonna get better, as her attitude was on point.

I saw Antonia in the club too. Gorgeous girl, but I haven’t been able to talk to her yet. Anyone has any info on her?

Re: Reply To: Babylon changing locations?


<< November 2, 2018 at 7:11 am >>

According to what I’ve heard, the locale Babylon is currently renting is going to be available, as their contract ends soon. I’ve also read that they might be moving to a location that the owner has previously bought.

Of course, these are not facts, just what I’ve heard and read. I guess we will soon find out what’s really going to happen. Either way, I am sure that Babylon is not going to close down or anything like that. Most probably, they are just going to move to a new location.

Re: Reply To: Laufhaus Wien Mitte – Zollgasse 3


<< October 16, 2018 at 2:24 pm >>

I saw a familiar face on my recent visit to LH Zollgasse – Samira. She used to work in Vienna a couple of years ago. Great service provider. The last few years, she spent a lot of time in Laufhauses in other parts of the country, but seems that she’s back in Vienna. In the previous weeks, she spent more time in the capital again, mostly in LH Juchgasse, now in Zollgasse.

Sex-Vienna posted about her when she was still in Wien, here are the articles:

Samira from Laufhaus Juchgasse

Samira is back in Laufhaus Juchgasse

Re: Reply To: Bijou Escort


<< October 13, 2018 at 9:43 am >>

Yeah, there have been definitely new girls added to the site since the last time I checked. It does look like they are already in business again or that they are coming back soon. We shall wait and see.

Re: Reply To: Bad response rate in Vienna escort agencies


<< September 30, 2018 at 7:44 am >>

I have never tried Bijou Escort, but other forum members have already been discussing the agency in another thread. I personally don’t know if it’s still working or not, but the website looks too good for a place that’s out of business. But that’s just my thought.

Here’s the thread about Bijou escort:

Re: Jasmin from the Studio at Bäuerlegasse 29


<< September 17, 2018 at 7:01 pm >>

A recent negative review about Jasmin who works in the studio at Bäuerlegasse 29 has been posted on the local Erotikforum. As shown in the Sex Vienna legal brothel list the studios at Bäuerlegasse 29 are licensed by the police. However, according to the review this is not a place you want to visit and the guy who wrote the review experienced it firsthand. He writes about an unenthusiastic service from the woman, sex made impossible because of full-body ticklishness, shady looking bodybuilders with enormously expensive cars waiting in the lobby and an unattended 5-year-old running around in the studio. This review is the perfect example of why places like this need to be avoided like the plague and why it’s always better to go to reputable places.

Those who want to read the original German review can do so by checking it out over on the Erotikforum.

I created my English interpretation of the original post for those who do not speak German. People need to be warned about places like this where you not only get bad service, but you can also get in a lot of trouble just for being there.

The review starts off with the guy saying that Jasmin is about 30 years old, which is believable, and she has a pretty good body all things considered. However, this is where the praise stops, as she was unenthusiastic about the session and gave a pretty bad service overall. She was constantly blabbering in Hungarian and apparently she doesn’t speak a word of any other language. He also writes that she was ticklish all over the body, including the pussy, so sex was impossible.

The guy wanted to abort, but this was difficult considering there was a group of Hungarian bodybuilders in the lobby of the studio. These bodybuilders had their real luxury cars parked outside the studio and they looked like trouble and like guys that you don’t want to mess with.

At the end, the reviewer also shares one of the worst highlights of the visit to this studio: the fact that an unattended 5-year-old girl was running through the rooms and the studio right when he came out of the shower. He also writes that it seemed to him that the two studios that are right next to each other are merging because outside the studio on the sidewalk there was another group of bodybuilders carrying stuff from the race cars to the studio and back. He also notes that he is not going back and that the place should be avoided by all means.

Re: Reply To: Photoshopped Images – Viennese Establishments that use Photoshopped Images


<< September 10, 2018 at 3:01 am >>

There was a review about Manuela from Laufhaus Zollgasse on the Erotik forum that claimed that her pictures are photoshopped, as she looks nothing like that anymore. In the German review, he talk about hanging tits and cellulite on her ass, which aren’t visible on the pictures.

I posted about it here:

Re: Reply To: Police licensed brothels?


<< September 10, 2018 at 2:51 am >>

Yes, all legally working sexworker in Vienna have to be tested for STDs regularly. Hence, all police approve legally working places must have girls who have been tested. I’m not entirely sure if there’s a full list released by the police or only ones that other mongers created. I myself can’t give you a link unfortunately, but I’m sure someone will have something to share.

Re: Photoshopped Manuela from Laufhaus Zollgasse


<< September 10, 2018 at 2:41 am >>

I was checking up on the Erotik forum when I found a recent review that a local punter left about a Slovakian girl named Manuela from Laufhaus Zollgasse. According to the review, Manuela doesn’t look as good as she used to and her service isn’t good anymore either.

Link to the original post:

Roughly what the post is about for the English speaking members:

The guy who wrote the review was familiar with Manuela from previous sessions in Goldentime and Laufhaus Juchgasse (belongs to Laufhaus Zollgasse) and he had good experiences with the girl so far. Unfortunately, Manuela looks nothing like she did before and she doesn’t even look as great anymore as her pictures on the Zollgasse website indicate.

Due to age collecting its toll, she is not a stunner anymore. Her previously large tits are now hanging, cellulite on the ass and bad skin that she’s unsuccessfully trying to mask with makeup. Her service which used to be great is now only professional in the sense that it lacks the passion it had before. The reviewer also complains that she made it very clear that its a money transaction between a hooker and a client, even though he paid for GFE (girlfriend experience).

At the end, he writes that it seems that the job’s got to her after so many years and multiple men 7 days a week. Allegedly, she started working as a prostitute at the age of 18. However, for the high prices like this most expensive Laufhaus, one expects more than that.

Re: Reply To: Crypto ATM in Beverly Hills club


<< September 1, 2018 at 8:54 pm >>

It’s great that they are introducing new things and keeping up with the latest trends, however I never really jumped onto the crypto bandwagon, so this doesn’t mean anything new to me. I’ve seen the ATMs around the city too and I am sure many clients will appreciate the machine in the club, so kudos to Beverly Hills for this.

Re: Reply To: Maxim – Do I have to go down to the bar?


<< September 1, 2018 at 8:48 pm >>

It’s not usually what people do in Maxim, but I think you can easily call the club and talk this through with the staff. I don’t think they are going to make a problem out of this if you don’t want to go down to the bar.

However, I think grabbing a drink, talking with the bartender and the girls and then going to the room is part of the fun. But if you want to go straight to the room, I think it’s doable. Maxim is usually good with special requests like this.

Re: Reply To: Poor linenup everywhere in August, 2018


<< August 27, 2018 at 9:32 pm >>

I agree, but it is fair and accurate to say that for example in Maxim things were worse last year so at least 1 place where an improvement can be seen

Re: Reply To: Sexclub Maxim Wien official thread


<< August 27, 2018 at 9:34 am >>

For some reason I’ve seen way less Indian clients in Maxim and Goldentime as well over the summer. This is weird, as I remember that they always made a good portion of the clientele there. I guess they have discovered Funpalast as the budget club that is has chosen to be.

Re: Reply To: FKK Colosseum in Augsburg, Germany


<< August 20, 2018 at 12:24 am >>

I don’t really know the place nor the girls well enough to give out recommendations, but I saw ex-Maxim Julia there when I went. We talked for a bit, but I chose another girl over her. I’ve had sessions with Julia in Maxim before and she was good. I think she is a safe bet if the time spent in FKK Colosseum hasn’t changed her. And I doubt it did.